How to Fall in Love with...ANYONE?

Hello everyone!  How are those Thursdays going?  Mine?  My Thursday went like this:  I woke up, went to class, fell asleep at my university's Dunkin' Donuts, went to another class, and now I am attempting to write multiple papers.  I had little sleep to begin with by the way.  So meh.  To change the subject in a not awkward fashion...

I was just browsing the web and found this really fun article in the New York times!

Reading through this article, I realized that these were very valid questions!  There is this quote in the article about the importance of eye contact when trying to fall in love with someone that I thought was hilarious.  It is by a woman named, Ms. Catron:

"Two minutes is just enough to be terrified," she said, "Four really goes somewhere."

I, figuratively, died right then and there.  Is it funny to you guys too?  No? Well....too bad!  Relax, I'm joking!  Or am I really?

I am not able to show the questions on the blog because of copyright issues so...

The whole article can be found here:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html

Plagiarism is bad!

It's a quirk, but I sometimes switch from writing formal and informal works.  Just a heads up.